Tom Swifty Tuesday: July 2018 Week 1

“The 440-meter relay always gets me so worked up,” Tom race-baited.

Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with credit for submitting it.. It’s Tom Swifty Tuesday!

General format:
“___________,” Tom _____.
The word(s) in the first blank are words Tom has spoken.
The word(s) in the second blank describe how Tom spoke,
but is also a pun on what is spoken.

Below are any tweeted submissions that have gotten the most likes, and a personal favorite:

Personal favorite submission:

Most liked submission: