FULL Master List of “The Fired/Sacked Magician Was Disillusioned” Puns

A fired cleaning lady is dismayed.
A fired magician is disillusioned.
A fired pig farmer is disgruntled.
A fired shepherd is deflocked.

Who else can add a reaction to how someone was fired?

I am increasingly seeing forum posts that propose inventing additional entries to a list of sentences where a person is fired (or “sacked” if you’re a UK English speaker), and the firing/sacking is characterized by a pun regarding their profession, somewhat Tom Swifty style.

The typical first four examples are as listed above; I have collected several additional entries from around the web.

A fired assembly-line worker is discombobulated.
A fired lawyer is disbarred.
A fired lawyer is distorted.
A fired lawyer is unsuitable.
A fired computer technician is shut down.
A fired computer technician who is rehired is turned off and back on again.
A fired cook is toast.
A fired firefighter is put out.
A fired fireplace installer is dismantled.
A fired masonry worker is laid off.
A fired streetwalker is laid off.
A fired streetwalker is delayed.
A fired electrician is discharged.
A fired detective is left clueless.
A fired federal worker is disappointed.
A fired copy editor is fried.
A fired horticulturist is exfoliated.
A fired cardiologist is disheartened.
A fired sleep disorder specialist gets a wake-up call.
A fired sleep disorder specialist is debunked.
A fired blackjack dealer is discarded.
A fired footballer is deflated.
A fired footballer is displayed.
A fired salesman is decommissioned.
A fired 1800s-era Chinese person is disoriented.
A fired bride(/groom)-to-be is disengaged.
A fired model is disposed.
A fired skunk furry/cosplayer is extinct.
A fired chain restaurant owner is disenfranchised.
A fired cobbler is given the boot.
A fired hairstylist is distressed.
A fired stripper is disrobed.
A fired lingerie model is given the pink slip.
A fired dentist knows the drill.
A fired window installer is shattered.
A fired window installer is pained.
A fired art director is framed.
A fired corporal who is allowed to re-enlist is reserved.
A fired store clerk is checked out.
A fired filmmaker is exposed.
A fired filmmaker is wrapped.
A fired cameraman is framed.
A fired pastry chef is creamed.
A fired proctologist is deterred.
A fired proctologist who is then rehired, is undeterred.
A fired soiled-undergarment cleaner is undeterred.
A fired electrician is discharged.
A fired electrician is grounded.
A fired matador is discharged.
A fired credit card transaction analyst is discharged.
A fired light fixture salesman is delighted.
A fired billboard changer is designed.
A fired linguist is excommunicated.
A fired witch/wizard is disenchanted.
A fired god-killer was decided.
A fired pamphlet distributed is distracted.
A fired railroad assemblyman is distracted.
A fired gasterointerologist is distracted.
A fired Elvis impersonator is distributed.
A fired cult leader is dissected.
A fired gardener is deflowered.
A fired TV scientist named Bill is denied.
A fired newly-married woman is dismissed.
A fired duck hunter is deducted.
A fired duck hunter is run afoul.
A fired parking ticket writer is defined.
A fired overdue books librarian is defined.
A fired freedom fighter is deliberated.
A fired athlete whose awards have been confiscated is distrophied.
A fired Russian operative is disputing.
A fired home builder is distrusted.
A fired collider scientist is discerned.
A fired union official is disorganized.
A fired human cannonball is of high caliber.
A fired banana tallyman is discounted.
A fired bank accounts manager is disinterested.
A fired minister/priest is disgraced.
A fired calendar printer’s days are numbered.
A fired kennel operator is in deep doo-doo.
A fired sewer maintenance worker is in deep doo-doo.
A fired puzzlemaker is dissolved.
A fired geneologist is disinherited.
A fired quiz maker is detested.
A fired social media manager is disliked.
A fired social media manager is unsocialized.
A fired fisherman is debated.
A fired Broadway performer is displayed.
A fired woodworker is given the axe.
A fired doctor is losing his/her patience.
A fired chef’s goose is cooked.
A fired tunnel-vision sufferer never saw it coming.
A fired erectile dysfunction specialist never saw it coming.
A fired grocery bagger is given the sack.
A fired teacher is degraded.
A fired tribute band is discovered.
A fired surgeon is given the cut.
A fired disseminator is uninformed.
A fired barista is decaffeinated.
A fired used car salesman is unappreciated.
A fired stock-shorter is underappreciated.
A fired Dracula is discounted.
A fired podiatrist is defeated.
A fired beer inventor is still pending trial.
A fired pastor is unrepentant.
A fired tire slasher is removed from incarceration.
A fired bakery worker is inbred.
A fired bicycle repairman is unspoken.
A fired mortgage broker is disclosed.
A fired financial broker is defunded.
A fired pornographer is deluded.
A fired male undergarment model is debriefed.
A fired oceanographer is never able to get their bering strait.
A fired Xbox/PS player is inconsolable.
A fired chef chosen by vote is delectable.
A fired musician is disconcerted.
A fired linguistics analyst is dyslexic.
A fired secretary is defiled.
A fired dock worker is deported.
A fired Santa is depolarized.
A fired bully is demeaned.
A fired orchard laborer is depicted.
A fired mummy is decrypted.
A fired librarian is disquieted.
A fired child with no father is desired.
A fired Monet gallery curator is declawed.

(the following is the same list as above, just using “sacked” instead of fired, as is more common in the UK)

A sacked cleaning lady is dismayed.
A sacked magician is disillusioned.
A sacked pig farmer is disgruntled.
A sacked shepherd is deflocked.
A sacked assembly-line worker is discombobulated.
A sacked lawyer is disbarred.
A sacked lawyer is distorted.
A sacked lawyer is unsuitable.
A sacked computer technician is shut down.
A sacked computer technician who is rehired is turned off and back on again.
A sacked cook is toast.
A sacked firefighter is put out.
A sacked fireplace installer is dismantled.
A sacked masonry worker is laid off.
A sacked streetwalker is laid off.
A sacked streetwalker is delayed.
A sacked electrician is discharged.
A sacked detective is left clueless.
A sacked federal worker is disappointed.
A sacked copy editor is fried.
A sacked horticulturist is exfoliated.
A sacked cardiologist is disheartened.
A sacked sleep disorder specialist gets a wake-up call.
A sacked sleep disorder specialist is debunked.
A sacked blackjack dealer is discarded.
A sacked footballer is deflated.
A sacked footballer is displayed.
A sacked salesman is decommissioned.
A sacked 1800s-era Chinese person is disoriented.
A sacked bride(/groom)-to-be is disengaged.
A sacked model is disposed.
A sacked skunk furry/cosplayer is extinct.
A sacked chain restaurant owner is disenfranchised.
A sacked cobbler is given the boot.
A sacked hairstylist is distressed.
A sacked stripper is disrobed.
A sacked lingerie model is given the pink slip.
A sacked dentist knows the drill.
A sacked window installer is shattered.
A sacked window installer is pained.
A sacked art director is framed.
A sacked corporal who is allowed to re-enlist is reserved.
A sacked store clerk is checked out.
A sacked filmmaker is exposed.
A sacked filmmaker is wrapped.
A sacked cameraman is framed.
A sacked pastry chef is creamed.
A sacked proctologist is deterred.
A sacked proctologist who is then rehired, is undeterred.
A sacked soiled-undergarment cleaner is undeterred.
A sacked electrician is discharged.
A sacked electrician is grounded.
A sacked matador is discharged.
A sacked credit card transaction analyst is discharged.
A sacked light fixture salesman is delighted.
A sacked billboard changer is designed.
A sacked linguist is excommunicated.
A sacked witch/wizard is disenchanted.
A sacked god-killer was decided.
A sacked pamphlet distributed is distracted.
A sacked railroad assemblyman is distracted.
A sacked gasterointerologist is distracted.
A sacked Elvis impersonator is distributed.
A sacked cult leader is dissected.
A sacked gardener is deflowered.
A sacked TV scientist named Bill is denied.
A sacked newly-married woman is dismissed.
A sacked duck hunter is deducted.
A sacked duck hunter is run afoul.
A sacked parking ticket writer is defined.
A sacked overdue books librarian is defined.
A sacked freedom fighter is deliberated.
A sacked athlete whose awards have been confiscated is distrophied.
A sacked Russian operative is disputing.
A sacked home builder is distrusted.
A sacked collider scientist is discerned.
A sacked union official is disorganized.
A sacked human cannonball is of high caliber.
A sacked banana tallyman is discounted.
A sacked bank accounts manager is disinterested.
A sacked minister/priest is disgraced.
A sacked calendar printer’s days are numbered.
A sacked kennel operator is in deep doo-doo.
A sacked sewer maintenance worker is in deep doo-doo.
A sacked puzzlemaker is dissolved.
A sacked geneologist is disinherited.
A sacked quiz maker is detested.
A sacked social media manager is disliked.
A sacked social media manager is unsocialized.
A sacked fisherman is debated.
A sacked Broadway performer is displayed.
A sacked woodworker is given the axe.
A sacked doctor is losing his/her patience.
A sacked chef’s goose is cooked.
A sacked tunnel-vision sufferer never saw it coming.
A sacked erectile dysfunction specialist never saw it coming.
A sacked grocery bagger is given the sack.
A sacked teacher is degraded.
A sacked tribute band is discovered.
A sacked surgeon is given the cut.
A sacked disseminator is uninformed.
A sacked barista is decaffeinated.
A sacked used car salesman is unappreciated.
A sacked stock-shorter is underappreciated.
A sacked Dracula is discounted.
A sacked podiatrist is defeated.
A sacked beer inventor is still pending trial.
A sacked pastor is unrepentant.
A sacked tire slasher is removed from incarceration.
A sacked bakery worker is inbred.
A sacked bicycle repairman is unspoken.
A sacked mortgage broker is disclosed.
A sacked financial broker is defunded.
A sacked pornographer is deluded.
A sacked male undergarment model is debriefed.
A sacked oceanographer is never able to get their bering strait.
A sacked Xbox/PS player is inconsolable.
A sacked chef chosen by vote is delectable.
A sacked musician is disconcerted.
A sacked linguistics analyst is dyslexic.
A sacked secretary is defiled.
A sacked dock worker is deported.
A sacked Santa is depolarized.
A sacked bully is demeaned.
A sacked orchard laborer is depicted.
A sacked mummy is decrypted.
A sacked librarian is disquieted.
A sacked child with no father is desired.
A sacked Monet gallery curator is declawed.

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