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Tom Swifty Tuesday: April 2018 Week 4

“My workshop out back has an LED lamp,” Tom said, shedding light. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes … Continue reading

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Monday Miners: ROITGEPAI

Each Monday, give yourself one solid minute to try to come up with the longest word you can find by rearranging the letters below, and see if you can best the panel from the British comedy words-and-numbers show, 8 out … Continue reading

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List of “People With X Problem Are Actually Y” Articles

I have notice a trend that a lot of people with a given matter of personal identity, tend to share sciencey articles that suggest that science has somehow discovered that people with their particular problem are actually super cool in … Continue reading

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Masterlist of Cute Girl Instagrams To Follow

This is my personal masterlist of cute girls to follow on Instagram, in particular order. All of them are public profiles as of writing this list, and are cute according my completely arbitrary/subjective algorithm for cuteness. If you wish to … Continue reading

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Tom Swifty Tuesday: April 2018 Week 3

“I want only this,” Tom said wantonly. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with credit for submitting it.. … Continue reading

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Monday Miners: EARIDANSZ

Each Monday, give yourself one solid minute to try to come up with the longest word you can find by rearranging the letters below, and see if you can best the panel from the British comedy words-and-numbers show, 8 out … Continue reading

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Tom Swifty Tuesday: April 2018 Week 2

“Alexa? How much is a Homepod?” Tom echoed. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with credit for submitting … Continue reading

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Monday Miners: EOAOHGDTP

Each Monday, give yourself one solid minute to try to come up with the longest word you can find by rearranging the letters below, and see if you can best the panel from the British comedy words-and-numbers show, 8 out … Continue reading

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Masterlist of Name-Specific Sign-offs @ Dear Hank & John

On the podcast Dear Hank & John, listeners write in to have questions answered with dubious advice, people had been making clever signoffs in lieu of a simple “Sincerely,” and one listener named Bree signed off with not being able … Continue reading

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Did the Dictionary Redefine Assault Rifle? NO. Here’s Why

Making the rounds lately is the prospect that Merriam-Webster has “changed” the entry for “assault rifle” in context with the Parkland shooting, or in response to a politically-motivated push to alter how we use words. However, this possibly very misleading. … Continue reading

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