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Tom Swifty Tuesday: July 2018 Week 2

“I generally only exempt the better deals,” Tom waved goodbye. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with credit … Continue reading

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Tom Swifty Tuesday: July 2018 Week 1

“The 440-meter relay always gets me so worked up,” Tom race-baited. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with … Continue reading

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Tom Swifty Tuesday: June 2018 Week 4

“Will you accept this two-finger salute?” Tom offered as a gesture of peace. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty … Continue reading

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Tom Swifty Tuesday: June 2018 Week 3

“I always bet on the jockey with the 420 emblem,” Tom highhorsed. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes … Continue reading

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Tom Swifty Tuesday: June 2018 Week 2

“I left my veneers on the Gutenberg,” Tom grilled the press. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with … Continue reading

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Tom Swifty Tuesday: June 2018 Week 1

“Put Mayhew on the horn,” Tom competed. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with credit for submitting it.. … Continue reading

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Tom Swifty Tuesday: May 2018 Week 5

“Theodore! Put lots of red ink his term paper,” Tom marketed. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with … Continue reading

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Tom Swifty Tuesday: May 2018 Week 4

“I can’t go to work today,” Tom said, homesick. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with credit for … Continue reading

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Tom Swifty Tuesday: May 2018 Week 3

“I will not undress myself here,” Tom put out there. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with credit … Continue reading

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Tom Swifty Tuesday: May 2018 Week 2

“Now spin around, then let the berry fly,” Tom discussed with aplomb. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes … Continue reading

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