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 | 2604 | The Whoop Tube | 2026-0113 | "even though other mechanics kick their yachts in disgust when they hear us say it," |  | 2604 | The Whoop Tube | 2026-0113 | "even though other mechanics kick their yachts in disgust when they hear us say it," | 
 | 2605 | The Family That Parks Together | 2026-0117 | "(unknown) when they hear us say it" | | 2605 | The Family That Parks Together | 2026-0117 | "(unknown) when they hear us say it" |
-| 2606 | A Blended Car Family | 2026-0120 | "even thought Bill Gates says, '[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Microsoft_Corp.|why don't they break up NPR]]' when he hears us say it," | +| 2606 | A Blended Car Family | 2026-0120 | "even thought Bill Gates says, '[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Microsoft_Corp.|why don't they break up]] NPR' when he hears us say it," | 
 | 2607 | House Call | 2026-0124 | "even though the NPR board of directors approves the coal purchase for our stockings when they hear us say it," | | 2607 | House Call | 2026-0124 | "even though the NPR board of directors approves the coal purchase for our stockings when they hear us say it," |
 | 2608 | Where Engines Never Warm Up | 2026-0127 | "even thought witness protection officials consider giving us back our real names when they hear us say it," | | 2608 | Where Engines Never Warm Up | 2026-0127 | "even thought witness protection officials consider giving us back our real names when they hear us say it," |
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 | 2615 | 'Relaxed Fit Comes for Cars | 2026-0221 | "even though Julius Caesar says, 'et tu NPR' whenever he hears us say it," |  | 2615 | 'Relaxed Fit Comes for Cars | 2026-0221 | "even though Julius Caesar says, 'et tu NPR' whenever he hears us say it," | 
 | 2616 | Non-traditional Repair Materials | 2026-0224 | "even though Nina Totenberg takes all of her NPR T-shirts and tosses them out the window when she hears us say it," | | 2616 | Non-traditional Repair Materials | 2026-0224 | "even though Nina Totenberg takes all of her NPR T-shirts and tosses them out the window when she hears us say it," |
 +| 2617 | Definitely Not OK | 2026-0228 | "even though NPR president [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Klose|Kevin Klose]] opens his office window and starts to climb out onto the sill when he hears us say it," |
 +| 2618 | Who, What or How but Never All Three | 2026-0303 | "even though [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvia_Poggioli|Sylvia Poggioli]] launches one of her news-department-issued tear gas canisters when she hears us say it," | 
 +| 2619 | Teens and Cars | 2026-0302 | "even though Jennifer Lopez puts on a mumu when she hears us say it," |
 +| 2620 | Hubby's Fuelishness | 2026-0310 | "even though the FCC chairman sends out an APB when he hears us say it," |
 +| 2621 | Worst Car of the Millienium | 2026-0314 | "even though NPR employees glance furtively at the help-wanted ads when they hear us say it," |
 +| 2622 | Starting From Stupid | 2026-0317 | "even though NPR president Kevin Klose rethinks that Amway offer when he hears us say it," |
 +| 2623 | Virtual Dopeslaps | 2026-0321 | "even though IRS auditors nod silently at each other and toss our returns in the must-audit pile when they hear us say it," |
 +| 2624 | How To Know if You Have a Cracked Head | 2026-03xx | "even though [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_Mart%C3%ADnez|Pedro Martinez]] throws one into the grand stands when he hears us say it," | 
 +| 2625 | The Click and Clack Creed | 2026-0328 | "even though FCC officials wrap our studio in yellow police tape every time they hear us say it," |
 +| 2626 | Rats! | 2026-0331 | "even though [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvia_Poggioli|Sylvia Poggioli]] re-ups for another year of foreign war zone duty every time she hears us say it," |
 +| 2627 | Better to Die in a Fiery Crash | 2026-0404 | "even though Vladimir Putin calls our office and asks for our exact coordinates whenever he hears us say it," |
 +| 2628 | Big Freshman on Campus | 2026-0407 | "even though [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tipper_Gore|Tipper Gore]] wonders if warning labels can be put on radios whenever she hears us say it," |
 +| 2629 | The Babysitter Tells All | 2026-0411 | "even though mothers everywhere whip their minivans around and head back to DC for another protest whenever they hear us say it," |
 +| 2630 | Private Mag Lee Ozee! | 2026- | "even though [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeleine_Albright|Madeleine Albright]] wonders whether the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_and_Sedition_Acts|Alien and Sedition Acts]] could be reinstated when she hears us say it," |
 +| 2631 | The MechanXfiles | 2026-0418 | "even though [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Schorr|Daniel Schorr]] wonders whether he should have listened to his mother and become a doctor after all when he hears us say it," |
 +| 2632 | Brilliant or Crazy | 2026-0421 | "even though the Italian ambassador says, when he hears us say it," |
 +| 2633 | Hacker Heaven | 2026-0425 | "even though Shaquille O'Neill throws one into the mezzanine seats every time we say it," | 
 +| 2644 | Who's The Bigger Slob? | 2026-0602 | "even though Baxter Black steps in a cow patty every time he hears us say it," |
 +| 2645 | Stink Bug | 2026-0606 | "even though Martha Stewart jabs an extra nostril into her jack-o-lantern when she hears us say it," |
 +| 2646 | Rent A Mongoose Dot Com | 2026-0609 | "even though the New York Mets think, 'at least we're not /those/ losers' when we say it," |
 +| 2647 | Service With A Smile | 2026-0613 | "even though Charlton Heston empties a round or two into his radio every time he hears us say it," |
 +| 2648 | Where's Fred? | 2026-0000 | "even though Robert Segel begs for an indefinite tour of duty on the international space station whenever he hears us say it," |
 +| 2649 | Look Out For Those Gila Monsters! | 2026-0000 | "even though deep-space asteroids change course and veer away from planet earth whenever we say it," |
 +| 2650 | x | 2026-0000 | "." |
 +| 2651 | Baddabing! Baddabang! | 2026-0000 | "even though NPR president Kevin Klose hurls another poison dart at our publicity photo whenever he hears us say it," |
 +| 2652 | Bozo's Garage | 2026-0000 | "even though Ann Taylor reconsiders that offer to be the in-store voice of Wal-Mart whenever she hears us say it," |
 +| 2653 | Mechanic With Benefits | 2026-0000 | "even though Manny Ramirez thinks, 'if I knew THEY were from Boston I would've held out for more money' whenever we say it," |
 +| 2654 | Clean Underwear In a Can | 2026-0000 | "even though executives for NPR take another listen to that demo tape for the fishing show, CARP TALK whenever they hear us say it," |
 +| 2655 | Our Proper Roles | 2026-0000 | "even though Ken Burns thanks his lucky he's associated with public //television// whenever we say it," |
 +| 2656 | x | 2026-0000 | "." |
 +| 2657 | Getting To Yes | 2026-0000 | "even though NPR president Kevin Klose gives a new listen to the demo tape for that dieting show CARB TALK whenever he hears us say it," |
 +| 2658 | He's a Genius! | 2026-0721 | "even though Darwinians consider adding a Survival of the Dimmest corollary whenever they hear us say it," |
  

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